Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Welcome to November
This conversation was way too funny not to share.
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me: i have a really funny story for you
Andilynne: i'm on the edge of my rolly chair
me: So last night, around 10:15 I was getting home from Gammage. I carried all my shit from the weekend up the stairs... fiddled my keys around in my hand to get the apt key... went to put it in the lock... and the tip of the effing thing was bent. I'm talking... 45 degree angle
Andilynne: ....how?
me: No idea. It was not that way when I left to go to Chris's... my keys were on his counter the whole weekend... and then bam... bent key. So I'm like, "Shit...".... and so I put all my crap down and try to bend the key back into place........
SNAP
Then I said "FUCK!"
Andilynne: how did you get in?!?!
me: So I pull out my phone to call maintenance... and my phone goes "Out of Battery. Powering down."
And then I said, "really? like... really?!"
Andilynne: hahahahah..i'm cracking up soo bad right now
continue please...the mental images are amazing
me: So I decided to be ingenius and stuck the broken tip into the lock... and then the rest of my busted ass key... and it unlocked the door
I nearly pissed myself
I was like a really excited puppy
This morning I was able to lock my apt using the same method (because the tip was still stuck in there) and the phone call to maintenance was hilarious
Andilynne: oh my god!
that is soo funny
i can't believe that happened
me: ME EITHER! WTF!!!
It was so funny
So the maintenance guy just called me and he was like, "Is anyone home? Otherwise I have to break down the door." And then he started laughing!
So he's coming back at 3:30
because he obviously doesn't have the puzzle piece he needs to get in
Andilynne: hahahaha
me: It's like legends of the hidden temple
have to get the right key
Andilynne: that exactly what i was going to say!!!!!!!! the room of the kings or something!
me: Hahahahahaha
So ridiculous
This is my life
********************
me: i have a really funny story for you
Andilynne: i'm on the edge of my rolly chair
me: So last night, around 10:15 I was getting home from Gammage. I carried all my shit from the weekend up the stairs... fiddled my keys around in my hand to get the apt key... went to put it in the lock... and the tip of the effing thing was bent. I'm talking... 45 degree angle
Andilynne: ....how?
me: No idea. It was not that way when I left to go to Chris's... my keys were on his counter the whole weekend... and then bam... bent key. So I'm like, "Shit...".... and so I put all my crap down and try to bend the key back into place........
SNAP
Then I said "FUCK!"
Andilynne: how did you get in?!?!
me: So I pull out my phone to call maintenance... and my phone goes "Out of Battery. Powering down."
And then I said, "really? like... really?!"
Andilynne: hahahahah..i'm cracking up soo bad right now
continue please...the mental images are amazing
me: So I decided to be ingenius and stuck the broken tip into the lock... and then the rest of my busted ass key... and it unlocked the door
I nearly pissed myself
I was like a really excited puppy
This morning I was able to lock my apt using the same method (because the tip was still stuck in there) and the phone call to maintenance was hilarious
Andilynne: oh my god!
that is soo funny
i can't believe that happened
me: ME EITHER! WTF!!!
It was so funny
So the maintenance guy just called me and he was like, "Is anyone home? Otherwise I have to break down the door." And then he started laughing!
So he's coming back at 3:30
because he obviously doesn't have the puzzle piece he needs to get in
Andilynne: hahahaha
me: It's like legends of the hidden temple
have to get the right key
Andilynne: that exactly what i was going to say!!!!!!!! the room of the kings or something!
me: Hahahahahaha
So ridiculous
This is my life
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